My catharsis

2012-01-30T08:28:00.000-08:00

As we are all seated in the meeting room, I receive few stares. I did come few minutes late but the stares still dont make sense as the team isnt usually bothered about these things.

Then a colleague asks, "how come you arent feeling cold?".

Ah.. that was it. I do have exceptional tolerance towards cold - not exactly sub zero but still higher than the rest. So your winter clothing is my fall and your summer clothing is my fall and so on.

So, I tell him that, that I dont feel cold easily, I can tolerate it.

"We all should feel embarassed", he says.

"why?"

"because all of us men are covered in multilayered clothing".

Ps: It sounded very funny when i heard it, a man must feel less cold!

Ps1: I don't know my colleague really well(but he has really not appeared sexist before this) so please dont pounce on him now.

Ps2: When I described this to a friend of mine she asked, " doesnt this happen in bollywood songs all the time, women skimply clad in alaska while men are completely covered."

2012-01-28T20:12:00.000-08:00

Dear STUPID APPLE - Cant I transfer a song from my computer to my iphone through bluetooth?
I need a your stupid usb wire for that? why? to remind me of 15th century?

2012-01-25T07:56:00.000-08:00

As some one who heads to TOI in her break and not the hindu, I certify that the following ad is true.

Hrithik Roshan's pet name is Duggu - I knew that.

Read Hindu kids - Filter Kaapis arent good without sugar nor are they good without 'The Hindu.'

PS: Lest you all come pouncing on, I do know Ratan Tata is a bachelor ( what is his deal? ), Mukesh Ambani has a daughter and 2 sons.

Sachu Kichu's share price law

2012-01-23T08:52:00.000-08:00

Stock Prices will decrease as you dilly-dally your decision to sell or not to sell just so that you can repent that you didnt sell it at a sweet price.

Stock prices would also increase the moment you sell your stocks, again just so that you can repent.

Only life time goal of stock market is you can repent.

Ps: Warren Buffett is just a Mascot purely there to entice you to stock market.

2012-01-19T23:25:00.000-08:00

There must be a law in Indian constitution against the chapati eating idli craving non -south Indians (a.k.a people not belonging to the four states or the seven sister states)

1. from showing some random person addressing a random woman as ' amma' in that strangest accent which I have never heard except from north indians trying to mimic south indian

(is that your accent - that too put on? not to judge people's accents but that is the one you try to show off?)

2. from dropping idli and sambhar in each piece of conversation while portraying south indians.

no we dont say Idli sambhar i am going to the library, idli sambhar i am going to restroom idli sambhar i am crossing the road.

3. from mixing tamil and telugu as if it is one language - fine you might know the difference - but they are two different words - how can you not see that? How do you refer to tamil in first para and use telugu in reference to the same movie in para#2?

What I want to say to Naarth Indians -

I shall curse that you get no idlis and no sambhars ( that you seem to drink by litres!) for rest of your life.

Sachu Kichu introduces a new diet

2012-01-17T23:26:00.000-08:00

Only home cooked food.

Yes, thats exactly the diet. I will only eat home cooked food.

What? Sachu Kichu doesnt cook. Yes, thats right she doesnt cook.

But I will let you know she has no problems barging into people's home and eat their home cooked food.

cu then :)

2012-01-04T11:25:00.000-08:00

One should unleash Maniratnam(or his dialogue writer) on the teenagers of the America.

PS: Imagine the amount of "Iwaslikethenhewaslikethenshewaslike"*infinity that could be prevented. World could be a much better place!

Happy new year

2012-01-02T07:03:00.000-08:00

Let 2012 be the year when all good things happen to you!( and more importantly to me:))

Holy dog

2011-12-28T07:58:00.000-08:00

You know how the 'Holy cow' is a mockery of how Indians consider cows sacred, similarly 'Holy Dog' is the expression for Americans

Leaving aside, the number of people who consider dogs more important member of their family than their own kids and some even as a substitute for a husband(true story), the fact is you can have slaugther hosues(or whatever is the decent term) for cows but not for dogs.

Holy Dog, Indeed.

A bomb-blast free 2012, if you will god?

2011-12-27T07:48:00.000-08:00

In India, for the past decade or so the only people affected by bomb blast has been common population - not a single Politician ( we only have way too many of them) has been affected. Ironically, Politicians are protected with Z security. Infact, to take the joke further the Common Person , the one at real risk, is made to stand an hour in the traffic in the name of security for 'ABC' Politician with Z security.

Here is to Z level security and a bomb-blast free 2012 for common person in India.

Tweeting birds of Gopalapuram

2011-12-20T01:49:00.000-08:00

Accused as in Politicians(source: Thesauruz)

I wish my thatha was a Politician then I can tweet away and even shoot (movies only) away

I wish I got married to a family where thatha and mamanaar were Politicians who didnt start with much, just based on a Political career - 13 of which they were out of power so I could tweet and also run Glossy magazines.

Again I wish I got married to a family where thatha and Mamanaar were Politicians so I can tweet away and also become CEO (of what? )

I wish my dad was a Politician's son who has mass appeal enough to sweep election in Madurai but then as Thatha cribbed the election commision was horrible and monitored money flow but I can still tweet away and shoot away.

I went to a convent, I hate politics but got a boyfriend who got me free tickets to IPL and then got married - to a family that has done several years of service - not exactly my words, but it does sound like some one with a picture like mine would say, right?

Since none of the above is true, Sachu Kichu blogs.

2011-12-19T21:17:00.000-08:00